"You need to calm down, Irish," she said, putting a hand on his shoulder. "It's not like you...impugned my honor, or anything, and I'm not leaving, so just breathe. Actually, breathe a few more times. You kind of look like you're going to freak out on me." She squeezed his shoulder. "So don't be sorry, OK? Everything's fine."
I'm just like, 'MY PRECIOUS BBS COME HERE AND LET ME CUDDLE YOU'