"Never aging is nice," Quetzalcoatl said, nodding sagely. "My hair stays exactly where it is. And don't talk to me about boring eras, if I have to hear anymore about the American Revolution and the Civil War, I will turn into a snake right there in class. In front of the world."

Quetzalcoatl was in the pleasantly buzzed state of mind that meant he'd decided Tezcatlipoca's drink should be his as well. "Give me that, it looks good."