"Joshua did exactly as he should have done," Satan said. "He's going to rule the world, command absolute obedience, and lead it all to ruin. So he needs to be a spoiled little shit without the sense not to wander into what I'm sure was an obvious trap." Satan's hand tightened on the glass so hard that a crack appeared in it. "This is the first time I've ever worried about him. It's horrible. Do all parents feel this way?"