"That seems to be the consensus," Jamie said. "Plus, he told me Grandma kept thwarting his plans to slip away and hop on the bus. I knew she was a ninja. Or a wizard."

"Yeah," Jamie agreed. "Put us next to each other, you can definitely tell we're related. I definitely got the hair of epicness from her. And yeah, that's what she said. And she has a brother, too, so apparently I've got an uncle as well."

"I'm still trying to figure out how things like goth and nerd have gods," he replied. "Or are they more like...personifications, or something."