"Haha, have you ever seen swans get really mad?" George asked, rolling off of her with crackers in hand. "They can run across the water to beat the crap out of people. It's so funny."

The ducks near them seemed uninterested in administering a righteous avian beatdown, and happily nibbled on the cracker bits George tossed them.

"So, um, me and Patrick are gonna move."