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Who: Greed, Satan
Where: A high-end furniture store
When: Thursday
What: Shopping!

Satan occasionally liked to drop the Sins and their various personality disorders into situations where those disorders could run wild. It was entertaining to watch and it could occasionally end in pure chaos. It was especially helpful when he could get something out of the deal besides entertainment. Thus, he'd gone shopping with Greed.

Satan was getting tired of having no intact pieces of furniture to lounge menacingly on, so that was the first thing that would have to change. He supposed this was what he got for actually telling people that he was leaving for Hell instead of simply disappearing and letting their paranoia keep them in line.

Satan grabbed the back of Greed's neck and steered him away from the chandelier display ("No. Focus."), deeper into the store. The place was bright and very modern, a sharp contrast between some of the antique furniture on display.

"So, oh acquisitive one, why exactly did Lucifer set your house on fire in the first place?" Satan asked, eyeing a glass coffee table. He could put someone through that very easily, which was a point in its favor.

Date: 2012-10-25 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] better-than.insanejournal.com
Greed got excited shopping, his biggest problem being he couldn't stay focused. He was like a dog in heat when he saw so much displayed in front of him. He was practically drooling when Satan pulled him back.

Greed grumbled knowing better than to think this was just a pile up on Satan's store credit. "I pissed in his cornflakes." There was a tighter jerk on his collar making him smile awkwardly at the salesman as they passed. Satan was like the den mother, what he said went. "I told him no and he didn't like it." In his defense he was just being Greed and no one would pit him against Lust in a pissing match.

Date: 2012-10-25 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] better-than.insanejournal.com
Greed's face contorted to one of a child about to wail. It wasn't like he had done something that wasn't unique to him. Lucifer was sniffing around his Lust. Satan could have done it and he still would have raised a stink. "He insinuated he would have Lust. No one has Lust." It made Greed look foolis, when he was just sinking in with sharp claws. He swallowed though, Satan still had him in a grip that could easily turn into a choke hold. Greed wasn't scared, but he wasn't stupid.

Date: 2012-10-25 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] better-than.insanejournal.com
"That's not the point!" It had been that way since the beginning. Lust was his and Glutt's leader but she was theirs, and even then Greed didn't take kindly to Glutt even looking at her with lustful eyes. "And threatening to hurt me doesn't get him on her good side." Greed adjusted his shirt again, one of the nice outfits Lust had bought him.

Date: 2012-10-26 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] better-than.insanejournal.com
Satan's lecture's weren't as flashy (at least not right now), Greed hadn't gotten on his bad side. When the den mother spoke, he had to listen---though Greed was quite the rebellious sort. "At least I bounce back," Greed snorted throwing his nose in the air.

He turned looking at the chair. "You still have wallpaper?" he looked a little surprised. "I think you need to go more bold." Greed was flashy. He pointed to a bright red colored sofa. "Are you going for functionality or the visual," his eyes jumped to another sofa plopping down on it and making himself comfortable. One always had to test the merchandise.

Date: 2012-10-26 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] better-than.insanejournal.com
"Charred and extra crispy right?" it seemed to be Lucy's calling card. Greed felt Satan's eyes on him, a snake coiled and ready to strike in the most polite way possible. "Just going to boil me or poke me with flames?" Lame. If he went down at least make it exciting.

"What's wrong with red? It's a nice color." He patted the seat, pushing his hand into the cushion, testing it's firmness.

Date: 2012-10-26 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] better-than.insanejournal.com
Greed had no plans to infuriate Lucifer or Satan for that matter, but to be flat honest he was more nervous around Lust than either of them when she was in a vindictive mood.

"This? No. It's..." he bounced on it. It didn't squeak, it was comfortable. He stretched out on it, squirming around until he could get comfortable. "I like it..." he said with a big white-toothed smile.

Date: 2012-10-26 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] better-than.insanejournal.com
Greed had got comfortable until an associate asked if he needed help. She was so polite it was disgusting. Greed hopped up and down with his butt on the cushion like a kid. "I want this one!" He grinned getting up noticing that Satan had wandered to a new location. He ran a hand over the leather chair, trying it as well. "You should get these."

Date: 2012-10-27 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] better-than.insanejournal.com
Greed stopped a moment and pondered that statement, suddenly still in his seat. His hands paused from rubbing the arms down.

"You're not tying me up are you?" He had to wonder because Satan said it so casually.

He looked back over to his red couch. "Are you buying me that?" He asked cheekily. He looked like a five year old that was asking nicely before kicking up a tantrum.

Date: 2012-10-28 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] better-than.insanejournal.com
"Oh, yeah," he spoke nonchalantly, "because walls are so much more comfortable than chairs. Gosh," he slapped his forehead. "What was I thinking?"

He fisted the air. "Yus!" Which answered both Satan's question and showed his excitement.

Date: 2012-10-28 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] better-than.insanejournal.com
"I beg to differ. It's all in how you assess the situation." Greed shook his finger. "Mmmhmm." Though if Satan and Lucifer got a hold of him, he might be saying a prayer. Greed smiled at the head pat. If he'd had a tail it would have been wagging. He threw his hands out. "Can you blame me?" It was Lust.

Date: 2012-10-28 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] better-than.insanejournal.com
Greed gave him a nod, because well, it was Satan. Den mother said to do it. Plus, the old guy was buying him a couch, he couldn't hold too much complaint. "Is that why you didn't put on your pretty face for me?" he asked circling a finger over the leather chair arm.

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