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Who: Greed, Satan
Where: A high-end furniture store
When: Thursday
What: Shopping!
Where: A high-end furniture store
When: Thursday
What: Shopping!
Satan occasionally liked to drop the Sins and their various personality disorders into situations where those disorders could run wild. It was entertaining to watch and it could occasionally end in pure chaos. It was especially helpful when he could get something out of the deal besides entertainment. Thus, he'd gone shopping with Greed.
Satan was getting tired of having no intact pieces of furniture to lounge menacingly on, so that was the first thing that would have to change. He supposed this was what he got for actually telling people that he was leaving for Hell instead of simply disappearing and letting their paranoia keep them in line.
Satan grabbed the back of Greed's neck and steered him away from the chandelier display ("No. Focus."), deeper into the store. The place was bright and very modern, a sharp contrast between some of the antique furniture on display.
"So, oh acquisitive one, why exactly did Lucifer set your house on fire in the first place?" Satan asked, eyeing a glass coffee table. He could put someone through that very easily, which was a point in its favor.
Satan was getting tired of having no intact pieces of furniture to lounge menacingly on, so that was the first thing that would have to change. He supposed this was what he got for actually telling people that he was leaving for Hell instead of simply disappearing and letting their paranoia keep them in line.
Satan grabbed the back of Greed's neck and steered him away from the chandelier display ("No. Focus."), deeper into the store. The place was bright and very modern, a sharp contrast between some of the antique furniture on display.
"So, oh acquisitive one, why exactly did Lucifer set your house on fire in the first place?" Satan asked, eyeing a glass coffee table. He could put someone through that very easily, which was a point in its favor.
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Date: 2012-10-25 07:29 pm (UTC)Greed grumbled knowing better than to think this was just a pile up on Satan's store credit. "I pissed in his cornflakes." There was a tighter jerk on his collar making him smile awkwardly at the salesman as they passed. Satan was like the den mother, what he said went. "I told him no and he didn't like it." In his defense he was just being Greed and no one would pit him against Lust in a pissing match.
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Date: 2012-10-26 04:26 am (UTC)He turned looking at the chair. "You still have wallpaper?" he looked a little surprised. "I think you need to go more bold." Greed was flashy. He pointed to a bright red colored sofa. "Are you going for functionality or the visual," his eyes jumped to another sofa plopping down on it and making himself comfortable. One always had to test the merchandise.
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Date: 2012-10-26 04:43 am (UTC)Satan turned his attention to the couch. "I will have wallpaper. And I'm decorating my house, not a brothel."
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Date: 2012-10-26 04:49 am (UTC)"What's wrong with red? It's a nice color." He patted the seat, pushing his hand into the cushion, testing it's firmness.
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Date: 2012-10-26 04:58 am (UTC)He considered for a moment. "You're going to get it, aren't you?"
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Date: 2012-10-26 05:15 am (UTC)"This? No. It's..." he bounced on it. It didn't squeak, it was comfortable. He stretched out on it, squirming around until he could get comfortable. "I like it..." he said with a big white-toothed smile.
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Date: 2012-10-26 10:41 pm (UTC)"I feel like they would hold up against a considerable amount of struggling if I tied someone to them," Satan said, nodding in approval.
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Date: 2012-10-27 02:04 am (UTC)"You're not tying me up are you?" He had to wonder because Satan said it so casually.
He looked back over to his red couch. "Are you buying me that?" He asked cheekily. He looked like a five year old that was asking nicely before kicking up a tantrum.
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Date: 2012-10-28 01:27 am (UTC)He fisted the air. "Yus!" Which answered both Satan's question and showed his excitement.
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