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Who: George, Richard, Wrath (also open to Patrick)
Where: Georgeand Patrick's apartment
When: Tuesday?
What: Meeting the new girlfriend

"Adventure Time, come on, grab your friends," George hummed, stirring the soup that Patrick was making. George's own culinary skills were limited, but he could at least stir on command. He wasn't sure that the soup would actually be done by the time Richard got here, but the apartment would smell nice, at least.

George was actually kind of excited, since usually Richard hadn't been around to meet anyone George was dating. This all felt weirdly normal, like a regular relationship instead of a Saint dating a Sin.

Downpatrick knew Richard was at the door before George did, leaping to his feet and barking happily. "Sorry, buddy," George said, reaching down to scratch his ears, "no play date with Normandy today."

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"One day, I'm going to get Richard a lion," George said, slinging an arm around Wrath's shoulders. "We'll name it Richard Jr. It will be an even cooler pet than Normandy. And Greed isn't allowed to have any pets, he'll do something weird with them, I bet."

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Wrath looked back and forth between Richard and George and she decided she liked this ginger king. So she decided to tell him.

"You're not shit like I thought you might be. You deserve a lion."

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He threw up his hands and just gave a long sigh. "No, please don't encourage him. I have no where to put a lion, and it's a rule I don't own pets that have the potential to eat me." His tone was light and joking though.

He gave George a withering glare then, "shut up you dick. You're officially no longer allowed to name any of my pets."

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"Wrath's already agreed that a lion's in your future, Richard. It's a law of the universe, now," George said solemnly. He ruined it by laughing, though, and kicked Richard gently in the leg. "Don't worry, I'll wait until they like genetically engineer tiny cat-sized lions."

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Wrath wondered when they would do something like that because it sounded awesome. "Is there soup yet?" she asked, slightly rudely though she didn't mean it that way. "I'm hungry. Hey, you like soup?" she asked Richard so he didn't feel left out.

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He kicked George right back, and didn't stop his glaring. "Normandy will be so confused about the tiny house lion you know. And I adopted that one lion in the zoo for you, isn't that enough? I knew I should have let then name me something else."

He nodded, "As long as George doesn't make it, I like it just fine."

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"I'll go check the soup," George said. He didn't think Patrick would mind if they ate some of it. "And shut up, you know lions are in the top ten list of awesome things, that why you got that nickname in the first place."

He took an experimental sip of the soup and judged it more or less ready to be eaten. "Good to go! And yeah, I am not a chef. That's why I've never tried to cook for you, Wrath."

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Wrath jumped off the sofa and trotted into the kitchen to grab some soup. "I cooked for you," she said with a grin. Then to Richard she said, "I made him Poptarts."