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[ancientserpent.insanejournal.com]

Who: Satan, Lust, open to Greed
Where: Satan's penthouse
When: 12:01, January 1, 2013
What: It's Lust-in-a-box!

Satan enjoyed having a schedule to work off of, and he wasn't averse to celebrating the holidays. So the first morning of the New Year seemed like an ideal time to let Lust out of the box he'd been keeping her in for weeks. She'd really been a very nice house guest, once the screaming and swearing had stopped. It was possible that was because she'd died, but Satan didn't concern himself with these things.

"Oh, I almost forgot about you," Satan said breezily as he strolled into the room where he'd been keeping Lust's box. He knelt down to burn the padlock off the box.

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[better-than.insanejournal.com]

It was true Lust wasn't piling on the pheromones. She wasn't a lump on the floor like when Sloth hit her, nor was she the walking dead, but she wasn't herself. He kind of had no idea what to do with her. He'd expected her to claw his arms when she reached for the shoes.

He handed them over. "You're missing something," he twitched his lip back and forth with his hands on his hips. It was bizarre. His attention quickly turned to Satan. "I'm fantastic!" He held up his finger as if he'd forgotten something, pulling out of his pocket a stress ball (http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts/rude-stress-balls.html) which he threw towards Satan. "I thought you might be missing these. You can use them you know. For stress." He was still hinting that despite Lust's un-lustyness she'd chopped Satan down a few times. It at least would make him feel better, because she would rip him in two if she realized he didn't feel a damn thing while she was dead because he was two-stepping it in Kansas.

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Lust put on the shoes, liking them, they even went with her dress. She glared at Greed and shoved him hard but he'd feel right away it was lacking her normal strength.

She looked at Satan, "Of course I look lovely." she said as if DUH, what else would she look like? She smirked, "The only fluid I'm gonna get on it is Greed's." she slapped a hand on Greed's shirt and grabbed on to it as if he was her party favor that she was leaving with.

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"Charming," Satan said, raising an eyebrow at the stress ball before tossing it over his shoulder. "Now the both of you, shoo. I'm finished with you and I don't want you having sex in my home."

[better-than.insanejournal.com]

"What it's like watching adult entertainment. You don't even have to pay for it." He flashed a smile, still wearing his shades and a nice middle finger to mommy dearest.

He was quickly jerked around (not nearly with Lust's usual force) outside. He hoped he didn't see this place again any time soon. Twice in a month was too much, especially with the consequences.

Greed watched Lust saunter outside, twisting his lip in his mouth all sorts of ways trying to figure out what was different. "Are you done being dead and all? No bugs crawling out your nose if I kiss you and all that shit?" Though she was bound to feel something different crawling around within him too when she did.

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Lust gave Satan the middle finger as well with her free hand and stuck her tongue out for good measure. She pulled Greed outside, wanting to get away from here. It was like going to your parents house and you couldn't wait to leave.

She glared at Greed, yanking him close to her, "Do you see any bugs crawling out of me? We need to get away from here so you can do more than just kiss me. I feel so... ugh, human." she dragged him along behind her.. people were still celebrating New Years Eve, they needed to go someplace that she'd get a real charge.