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Who: George, UK!George, and Wrath
When: Saturday
Where: Out and about
What: Meet the British me!

George announced himself by banging on his counterpart's hotel room door and yelling, "Are you in there having sex? Stop it!"

"Oh my God, stop it right now," the Limey said, answering the door with a scowl.

"No sign of Lust," George said, barging in and looking around the room. "I guess that means you haven't talked to her yet."

"Was there something you actually wanted?" the Limey asked, raising an eyebrow.

"You're going to meet Wrath," George said cheerfully, grabbing a hold of his counterpart's arm and tugging him towards the door. "You need to, she's the best."

"I think she hates me."

"She hated me too, at first, that's just how she says hi."

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"So I've heard, yes," George head, ducking his head and smiling. There was something a little charming about Wrath in person, he had to admit.

"I'm making him eat American pizza," the Yankee said in a stage whisper to Wrath.

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"Supreme!" she hollared, not in a stage whisper at all. "Oh my god, it has so much shit on it and sometimes shrimp which look like little naked alien babies so I pick them off. Why would you want to eat an alien baby?"

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At that, George snorted with laughter. The Yankee gave him a triumphant 'you see?' look.

"Have you ever eaten crab?" George asked, thumbing the button for the elevator. "Their faces look like the Predator."

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"Yeah, but see, they look pissed off so I eat them out of spite! But not their faces because they're hard. Just their legs so they can't get away." She had made him laugh and that was good, right?

She gave her George's hand a little squeeze and then they stepped into the elevator.

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George squeezed her hand back and kissed her on the cheek. He adored Wrath.

"Well, you'll get to eat at least one alien-looking creature today," he said. "Although I bet there's somewhere in the city that makes crab pizza. It's a personal mission for me to sample all the pizza in the city."

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"Hahahaha your pizza has crabs," Wrath joked, mostly to herself. To the Limey she said, "you're not as fucking boring as I thought you were gonna be. You want to meet my fuckawesome horse after we eat some fucking pizza? I'll even let you touch her without breaking your fingers off. Her name is Lady Horsington. George named her."

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"I'd heard something about Richard buying you a horse," George said. "I'm very honored to be able to pet her."

That, at least, was not sarcastic. There was no greater gesture of friendship than horses.

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When the elevator opened again, she stepped out and waited for the George's to catch up to her. As she turned, another guest of the hotel slammed right into her and she fell to the side with a yelp.

"Fucking-!" Wrath steadied herself and then she fought against the urge to rip the other guest's head off.

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"Hey man, watch it!" George said, an arm around Wrath to steady her (and possibly keep her from launching herself at the guy. He didn't mind getting angry on Wrath's behalf if it was something worth being irritated about.

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The man mumbled an apology and shuffled away while Wrath took several breaths to calm herself down. "I'm okay," she finally said and then she put on a wavery smile. "See? No murdering today."

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George kissed her forehead. "So it's a good day."

George could see the Limey watching Wrath, and he tensed up, wondering if he was about to say something that would ruin the day. But all the Limey said was, "You have a very good hold on your temper, Wrath. All things considered."

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Wrath glanced at the Limey and the corner of her mouth lifted up. "Sometimes, yeah," she said. "If I try. 's not easy. Anyway. Pizza."