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Who: George, Wrath
Where: George's apartment
When: Valentine's Day!
What: George and Wrath have been hit by the ~arrows of love~. Let's see if they notice any difference.

George dreaded Valentine's Day. Not for any abstract reason involving angst and the commercialization of love. No, his reasons were much more practical: Valentine's Day was the day half of New York went fucking crazy.

It had happened to him before, and he did not like it at all. Suddenly finding himself in love with a complete stranger was embarrassing at best, and tragic at worse. So it was with a feeling of slight terror that he opened his eyes on Valentine's Day and peered around the room, expecting to be hit at any moment with the urge to go make love to a unicorn or something equally ridiculous.

Nothing. George slumped to the bed gratefully, and then frowned. It was a shame Wrath wasn't here. She'd left last night to go make sure that Sloth wasn't asleep under a pile of pillows (suffocation risk) and George had been planning to take her out tonight, but...that was way too long to wait. He called in to work to tell his boss that he couldn't come in, and then he called Wrath.

There was important cuddling and possibly sex that needed to happen today.

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Wrath grabbed the phone, hoping it was George calling. She needed to hear his voice. She had been sitting in the kiddie pool naked, and then she had been overcome with thoughts of her boyfriend.

"George?" she answered. If it wasn't him she was going to go punch a wall.

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"Yep," George chirped, smiling to hear her voice. "Hey! You should come over, we can cuddle."

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When George acknowledged it was indeed him, a smile spread on Wrath's face. "Okay!" she said happily. "I have to find clothes though, I was in the pool!"

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"I like that you guys still have that thing inflated," George laughed. "Hey, do you want to go out to dinner someplace tonight? I'll buy you flowers and everything."

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"Only if I can have you for dessert," Wrath said seductively and then she proceeded to trip while climbing out of the pool, stumbling onto the sand.

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George was midway through giggling when he heard the thud and the crash. "Wrath! Are you okay? Don't be dead!"

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Wrath laughed loudly from her spot on the sandy floor. "I fell while trying to be fucking seductive! Seems about right. I'll come over as soon as I find pants. Want me to bring anything, lover?"

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George giggled once he knew that Wrath wasn't hurt. "Chocolate, if you've got it. Or if Sloth has some and wants to share."

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"I got shittons of chocolate, who do you think I am?" she laughed. Finally she rose from the floor, dusted herself off and went to find jeans. "I will be there soon!" She hung up and raced around, fetching clothes and chocolate.

Wrath arrived and she walked right in once she found the door open. "George!" she called before dropping her bag on the floor. "I brought chocolate and sex clothes!"

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"Hell yeah," George said, sweeping Wrath into a kiss. It was very romantic, if he said so himself.

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Wrath actually giggled when he swept her up, and she returned the kiss happily. "I love you," she said when he leaned back. "I love you so fucking much I kind of want to rip your face off and wear it! ...but I won't..."

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"I love you too," he said, and then he twirled around for good measure, still holding onto her. "Just the same. Minus the face-ripping."

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She nuzzled against his cheek and then laughed as he twirled her around. "I don't even know what I was fucking doing in my life until I met you and you made me stop being a fucking cunt to everyone." She pulled him over to his sofa and then down beside her. "Thank you."

They are TOO ADORABLE

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He wrapped his arms around her waist and tipped them over, pulling her on top of him for optimal cuddling. "And you reminded me that I don't actually destroy everything I touch."

They pretty much are, yep!

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"Of course you don't," she said, lowering her head against his chest so she could hear his heartbeat. "I still can't believe you decided to go on a date with me, you have balls, Saint George."

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"Eh, you're not so scary," George said with a grin, tucking a lock of her hair behind her ear. "And you're also pretty wonderful."

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Wrath still didn't understand why George thought that, but she was more and more comfortable with letting him instead of demanding to know why and then offering counter-arguments.

She grinned and kissed his chest. "I can't understand why anyone would think this is bad. Look at us, we're great!"

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"I know!" George said. "We're fucking awesome. People are jealous, that's what it is."

I cannot stop laughing.

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Wrath was about to joke about Envy, but then she realised it might not be the best idea and she stopped herself. And people thought she just said whatever entered into her mind. Pfft.

"Is your cock hard or is there something in your pocket poking me?"

They are ridic <3

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"Oh no, you've discovered my ulterior motive for bringing you over here!" George said, feigning shock before he swooped in to kiss her again.

They so are.

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Wrath laughed against his lips and she kissed him back before pulling away. "Cheeky," she said with a shake of her head. "You didn't even feed me first!"

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"That was not very chivalrous of me," George said. With a laugh, he picked her up and walked into the kitchen. "All that you see before you is yours, my lady."

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Wrath hopped up onto the counter and she pulled George forward so she could wrap her arms and legs around him. "I was going to say we should make naughty-shaped pancakes but then you were away from me and I changed my mind."

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"We could make naughty pancakes here on this counter," George said. Then he paused. "Okay, ignore that attempt at innuendo, do you want to have sex on the counter?"

LOL

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Wrath laughed loudly and then she ran her fingers through his hair and grinned at him. "Despite your lack of smoothness, I still find you irresistible." She pulled her shirt over her head, revealing the red bustier underneath. "Counter sex it is."

THEY ARE SO FANTASTIC I LOVE THEM

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"Whoa, that looks fantastic on you," George said, letting out a whistle. He tugged his shirt over his head and kissed Wrath's collarbones. "Also, Kellan's out being a manwhore...catwhore, whatever, so no weird kitty voyeurism!"

Superfantastic.

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Wrath did love looking at George when he had no shirt on. "Hello, pecs!" she said loudly before leaning in to kiss them. "Mmmm pecs and no voyeurism."

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George giggled against the top of her head and started working at the zipper on her pants. "Best Valentine's Day, obviously."

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Wrath moved a little to help him get her jeans off and then she reached for his zipper in turn. "Only Valentine's day worth having in my opinion!" she said before pulling him in for another kiss.

They were going to make such a mess!