(no subject)

[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

Who: George, Wrath
Where: George's apartment
When: Valentine's Day!
What: George and Wrath have been hit by the ~arrows of love~. Let's see if they notice any difference.

George dreaded Valentine's Day. Not for any abstract reason involving angst and the commercialization of love. No, his reasons were much more practical: Valentine's Day was the day half of New York went fucking crazy.

It had happened to him before, and he did not like it at all. Suddenly finding himself in love with a complete stranger was embarrassing at best, and tragic at worse. So it was with a feeling of slight terror that he opened his eyes on Valentine's Day and peered around the room, expecting to be hit at any moment with the urge to go make love to a unicorn or something equally ridiculous.

Nothing. George slumped to the bed gratefully, and then frowned. It was a shame Wrath wasn't here. She'd left last night to go make sure that Sloth wasn't asleep under a pile of pillows (suffocation risk) and George had been planning to take her out tonight, but...that was way too long to wait. He called in to work to tell his boss that he couldn't come in, and then he called Wrath.

There was important cuddling and possibly sex that needed to happen today.

Comments

[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

"I know!" George said. "We're fucking awesome. People are jealous, that's what it is."

I cannot stop laughing.

[acrimonia.insanejournal.com]

Wrath was about to joke about Envy, but then she realised it might not be the best idea and she stopped herself. And people thought she just said whatever entered into her mind. Pfft.

"Is your cock hard or is there something in your pocket poking me?"

They are ridic <3

[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

"Oh no, you've discovered my ulterior motive for bringing you over here!" George said, feigning shock before he swooped in to kiss her again.

They so are.

[acrimonia.insanejournal.com]

Wrath laughed against his lips and she kissed him back before pulling away. "Cheeky," she said with a shake of her head. "You didn't even feed me first!"

[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

"That was not very chivalrous of me," George said. With a laugh, he picked her up and walked into the kitchen. "All that you see before you is yours, my lady."

[acrimonia.insanejournal.com]

Wrath hopped up onto the counter and she pulled George forward so she could wrap her arms and legs around him. "I was going to say we should make naughty-shaped pancakes but then you were away from me and I changed my mind."

[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

"We could make naughty pancakes here on this counter," George said. Then he paused. "Okay, ignore that attempt at innuendo, do you want to have sex on the counter?"

LOL

[acrimonia.insanejournal.com]

Wrath laughed loudly and then she ran her fingers through his hair and grinned at him. "Despite your lack of smoothness, I still find you irresistible." She pulled her shirt over her head, revealing the red bustier underneath. "Counter sex it is."

THEY ARE SO FANTASTIC I LOVE THEM

[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

"Whoa, that looks fantastic on you," George said, letting out a whistle. He tugged his shirt over his head and kissed Wrath's collarbones. "Also, Kellan's out being a manwhore...catwhore, whatever, so no weird kitty voyeurism!"

Superfantastic.

[acrimonia.insanejournal.com]

Wrath did love looking at George when he had no shirt on. "Hello, pecs!" she said loudly before leaning in to kiss them. "Mmmm pecs and no voyeurism."

[monster-slayer.insanejournal.com]

George giggled against the top of her head and started working at the zipper on her pants. "Best Valentine's Day, obviously."

[acrimonia.insanejournal.com]

Wrath moved a little to help him get her jeans off and then she reached for his zipper in turn. "Only Valentine's day worth having in my opinion!" she said before pulling him in for another kiss.

They were going to make such a mess!